Wearing different hats

Do you remember the the children's story about the man who traveled to the fair with all the hats atop his head?

Don't you feel like him somedays? here are some hats I'm weraing today:

• Mother
• Wife (note to self - these are in order of importance at the moment)
• Editor
• Business owner
• Copy writer
• Friend
• Writing partner
• Author
• Marketing director

I'm retired from homemaking. What does that mean?

• No more cooking (unless I feel like it)
• The dish fairy left home (every now and then she drops by and surprises everyone)
• When I'm in the mood I may ride my broom through the kitchen
• But I don't vacuum
• My allergies prevent me from dusting
• We just got a new washing machine and I don't feel the need to test drive it
• I can't grocery shop - I'm always dieting - the temptation is too great to buy donuts

All those hats are heavy. I had to get rid of the ones I didn't like. LOL